If you're in sunny Florida
in late December
and it's 62º
the natives might think it's a little cool for this:
but they would think you're a little
off your rocker
if you did this:
But we're from the tundra, for heaven's sake,
and we know we're soon headed home to sub-zero temps.
to see that if we settled for this
it would look more like an ice hockey game
"I just want the joy of picking them for myself!"