Dear Jack Frost,

I'm not sure whether you've noticed or not,

but this year my plants

have really sort of outdone themselves.

I heard you were planning on paying us a visit tonight,

and I was wondering,

I mean, if it's not too presumptuous on my part,

or too much trouble on your part,

do you think maybe you could spare

these particular specimens for a little while longer,

and focus on the sneeze producing blossoms?

Thanks!

Tracy